This is an NFT of my dinner
The purpose of this NFT is to showcase the power of utility.
The Bidding starts at $10,000.
It’s not always about the art
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The Meat:
A full Fungibles Coin
12 Month membership to the Shroom Cap Club
Follows on all socials (kind of worthless by why not)
Regular Bitclout Shout Outs (a little less worthless than social follows)
Investment into your token ($500, maybe more by the time the trip is over)
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The Cheese:
[Friday]
You will slide into LA, like a slick DM with a round trip plane ticket (don’t ask for business, or do, see what happens)
Wen Lambo? I’ll pull up curbside in a lambo loaned to me by a friend because we both need a douchy crypto experience.
We will cruise around Beverly Hills while people check us out and wonder who we are (act normal, don’t look people in the eye)
We will then check into two different rooms at a nice hotel (I mean hey, its only the first date)
Dinner will be served at one of my fav sushi restaurants (If you don’t like sushi seek help immediately)
After dinner we will head to my favorite house music club where we will be treated like the rock stars we are
Whenever time we leave da club, we will get late night pizza at my favorite spot in Hollywood (even if we aren’t hungry)
[Saturday]
The next day we will exchange the lambo for a tesla which will drive us to my house on the coast where you will be a guest for the weekend
Saturday activities include kayaking in the backyard, fire side movie, and a home cooked meal
[Sunday]
Choose between wine tasting in Santa Barbara or bumming it on the beach in Malibu
If you want we can spend time talking about your business ventures & life goals. I will give you my play book for building a successful business & succeeding in crypto.
[Monday]
Breakfast at my favorite joint after that it’s been fun, but don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
We will figure out transportation back to the airport if I can’t take you myself.
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The Crackers:
You can brag about the experience, or tell no one, just don’t doxx me cause I have a particular set of skills & will find you.
Highest bidder wins, but I do reserve the right to refund someone and pick the next highest bidder if you think I am weird and vice versa.
If you are female and feel more comfortable bringing a friend just buy their plane ticket: Note we might not be able to all fit in the lambo.
You must own at least $50 of fungibles to bid (honor system)
The NFT can be resold or bought as a gift for someone, I just need to approve the transfer to the new owner.
The bidding ends Monday August 23rd at 7pm PST
At 6:30pm I will be live on Clubhouse in the Everyone’s FUNgibles room to shoot the shit & announce the winner
The highest bid must stand for 2 minutes, if someone else bids, another 2 minutes is added on to the clock.
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You made it this far, the password is ‘spider dice’